AMD 3 Zach Schmitt

Fur mein AMD, ich lese http://www.karanitsch.net/w6/vfa.htm. They are pretty funny here are some of my favorites.

1. Where is Kaertner street?
Heans, wo isn bitscheh di Kiaentna Strossn?
Hanes, vo issin bitchy dee cayenntna Shtrossen?

2. Can you make change?
Kennans ma von dem ausegem?
Kennuns ma phone dame owssy-game?

3. Is there a doctor in the house?
Gibds do a Dogda?
Geeps doe a Doke-duh?

4. Drop dead!
Grotz oo!
Grow-ts oh!

The first form is English. The second form is Weanerisch. The third for is Weanerisch how Americans would likely pronounce it.